Soulmatch and Yahoo

So, for a while now, I had a dating profile on Soulmatch, which is a spiritual dating site run by Beliefnet.com. I never got anything and their dating pool wasn't very big, so I pretty much wrote them off. Then a couple days ago I got a notice that they merged with Yahoo! Personals, so now Yahoo is running Soulmatch. I had to create a new profile. So, I figured hey, why not. As long as the site is still spiritually based, I might as well.

So, today, I got a message that someone would like to talk to me. HOWEVER, the brief message in my mailbox that I have to click in order to see the whole message and the guy's profile said...

"I will like to talk to you if you are still looking."

uh huh.

I WILL like to talk to you.

If the guy can't even write properly, I think I can safely bet the answer will most definitely be NO. But I guess I will at least look at the profile when I get home. So I can laugh at least a little bit.

fucking assholes who can't even write. Am I bitter? (i'm in a bad mood today anyway. all I want to do is just shove butcher knives in my gut and saw off my stomach. that and bad drivers. fuck shit piss off)

Thank you Calvin

This is exactly how I feel today. Comic strip followed by the two icons I created out of the strip. Take and share if you like. No credit required, since all I did was cut and paste.

GO SATCHEL GO!

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Personality and Love Style Report

From Yahoo! Personals. (I guess it won't say "Soulmatch" anymore, eh? It must have gotten absorbed.)

The report contains the following sections:
▪ Your Personality Type
▪ Your Love Style
▪ Your Biggest Challenges

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