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mamagaea ([personal profile] mamagaea) wrote2006-11-01 01:31 am
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Adams' Apples

I looked all over the internet, but this comic strip just isn't out there yet, I guess. So even though I cut it out of the newspaper, you will just have to hear the text.

Setting: Elementary school classroom

Principal is speaking to the teacher, Mr. Adams

Principal: Our school only has harvest parties, not Halloween parties.

Mr. Adams: But, all the kids in my class say they want a Halloween party!

Principal: I don't want to see any WITCHES, GHOSTS, OR MUMMIES!

Final panel - Mr. Adams is pointing at 3 students dressed as a witch, a ghost and a mummy.

Mr. Adams: Now remember, you're a Wiccan Priestess. You're spiritually active. And you're a study in preservation.


ROFLMAO!!!!! I HAD to cut it out of the paper. I HAD TO!!!! :D