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The smallest things make me happy.

My post is at the end of today's blog entry. Check it out! :D

The Endless have reached God status!

p.s. WALL-E WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!

made me cry.
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* Post at least 3 things you've done in your lifetime that you don't think anybody else on your friends list has done.
* See if anybody else responds with "I've done that."
* Have your friends cut & paste this into their journal to see what unique things they've done in their life

1. Had sex with 5 men at the same time
2. Earned 9 bucks performing as a drag queen
3. Had a cat ejaculate on me when I rubbed his tummy
4. Been to Lanzarote, Canary Islands, where Enemy Mine was filmed
5. Shaved my head bald (for women, that's rare)
6. Was security for Star Trek actors at a convention
7. Met Savion Glover and got his autograph
8. Neil Gaiman answered a question of mine in his blog!
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And finally,

Hey Neil! You finally got the attention of Cute Overload! They totally rolled all over you talking about how their raccoon pics are way better than yours. Are you going to take that lying down?

Well, the person who originally linked from this blog to Cute Overload was the Web Elf (retired), not me.

But yes, I'm definitely going to take that one lying down. They described me as snorglable, after all, so they win. And anyway, I hope that cute overload will always beat this blog for cute furry animal photos and clips, even if I may edge ahead of them from time to time in, say, links to Todd Klein's blog or to the Birdchick's latest updates on our bees.

The bolded part above? THAT WAS FROM ME! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! YES! SCOORRRRRREE!!
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What happened when Neil Gaiman used an ENTIRE Lush Bubble Bar at once. I hope he learned his lesson.

mamagaea: (The Crow)

All you need to create a simple Will in case anything ever happens to you.

Besides, it's from Neil Gaiman. That's all you should need to know. :D
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by Neil Gaiman

Touch the wooden gate in the wall you never

saw before.

Say "please" before you open the latch,

go through,

walk down the path.

A red metal imp hangs from the green-painted

front door,

as a knocker,

do not touch it; it will bite your fingers.

Walk through the house. Take nothing. Eat


However, if any creature tells you that it hungers,

feed it.

If it tells you that it is dirty,

clean it.

If it cries to you that it hurts,

if you can,

ease its pain.

From the back garden you will be able to see the

wild wood.

The deep well you walk past leads to Winter's


there is another land at the bottom of it.

If you turn around here,

you can walk back, safely;

you will lose no face. I will think no less of you.

Once through the garden you will be in the


The trees are old. Eyes peer from the under-


Beneath a twisted oak sits an old woman. She

may ask for something;

give it to her. She

will point the way to the castle.

Inside it are three princesses.

Do not trust the youngest. Walk on.

In the clearing beyond the castle the twelve

months sit about a fire,

warming their feet, exchanging tales.

They may do favors for you, if you are polite.

You may pick strawberries in December's frost.

Trust the wolves, but do not tell them where

you are going.

The river can be crossed by the ferry. The ferry-

man will take you.

(The answer to his question is this:

If he hands the oar to his passenger, he will be free to

leave the boat.

Only tell him this from a safe distance.)

If an eagle gives you a feather, keep it safe.

Remember: that giants sleep too soundly; that

witches are often betrayed by their appetites;

dragons have one soft spot, somewhere, always;

hearts can be well-hidden,

and you betray them with your tongue.

Do not be jealous of your sister.

Know that diamonds and roses

are as uncomfortable when they tumble from

one's lips as toads and frogs:

colder, too, and sharper, and they cut.

Remember your name.

Do not lose hope — what you seek will be found.

Trust ghosts. Trust those that you have helped

to help you in their turn.

Trust dreams.

Trust your heart, and trust your story.

When you come back, return the way you came.

Favors will be returned, debts will be repaid.

Do not forget your manners.

Do not look back.

Ride the wise eagle (you shall not fall).

Ride the silver fish (you will not drown).

Ride the grey wolf (hold tightly to his fur).

There is a worm at the heart of the tower; that is

why it will not stand.

When you reach the little house, the place your

journey started,

you will recognize it, although it will seem

much smaller than you remember.

Walk up the path, and through the garden gate

you never saw before but once.

And then go home. Or make a home.

And rest.

August 2008

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